Well, well, well... lookie here - someone has a blog. I do have to admit that I completely and totally blame Doug for this whole mess. It was his idea - and since it's Friday afternoon, I am stuck at work, I figured no time like the present.
So here it is... my very first blog post.
I would like to start by posting today's Good, Bad, Funny report... and then a very short recap of the Dumb Girl Quote of the Day.
GBF Report 8.18.2005
Good: gym, couch, sleep
Bad: the stinky refrigerator
Funny: "are you sure dumb girl grew up on earth?" - Jess
BEST OF DUMB GIRL QUOTE OF THE DAY (DG QOTD):
dumb girl: did you see the guys dressed up in the continental armystuff? with their cornets
megan: did you say cornets
DG: yes
megan: do you mean bayonets?
DG: they looked like cornets to me
DG: what's the word when someone else starts the topic? it was 'blank' by someone
Judy: initiated?
DG: what's the word when you have pictures that could get you in trouble?
Vanessa: Mary doesn't strike me as a person who forwards cat emails
Megan: no, she strikes me as the type to turn her cat into a sweater10
Minutes Later...
Megan: Ami, it's Mary Donovan on the phone for you.
Ami (DG): Who?
Megan: Mary Donovan. You may remember her from such conversations as:the cat sweater.
DG: I am not sure if this is a real pocket or not
Dumb Girl: question: how do you spell ho?
Vanessa: what do you mean
DG: like pimps and hos
Vanessa: it's slang, so it's just h-o
DUMBGIRL (shockingly): Huh! Sheraton Framingham has the same hold music as us!
Dumb Girl: Which is bigger, kilometers or miles?
DG: what are those mountains called? The ones in upstate new york?
Dumb Girl: What is Roshoshana
Dumb Girl: What is E-S-Q?
Megan: did it implode
Dumb Girl: i don't know what that means
Dumb Girl: Is the Fogg Museum part of Harvard Law?
So here it is... my very first blog post.
I would like to start by posting today's Good, Bad, Funny report... and then a very short recap of the Dumb Girl Quote of the Day.
GBF Report 8.18.2005
Good: gym, couch, sleep
Bad: the stinky refrigerator
Funny: "are you sure dumb girl grew up on earth?" - Jess
BEST OF DUMB GIRL QUOTE OF THE DAY (DG QOTD):
dumb girl: did you see the guys dressed up in the continental armystuff? with their cornets
megan: did you say cornets
DG: yes
megan: do you mean bayonets?
DG: they looked like cornets to me
DG: what's the word when someone else starts the topic? it was 'blank' by someone
Judy: initiated?
DG: what's the word when you have pictures that could get you in trouble?
Vanessa: Mary doesn't strike me as a person who forwards cat emails
Megan: no, she strikes me as the type to turn her cat into a sweater10
Minutes Later...
Megan: Ami, it's Mary Donovan on the phone for you.
Ami (DG): Who?
Megan: Mary Donovan. You may remember her from such conversations as:the cat sweater.
DG: I am not sure if this is a real pocket or not
Dumb Girl: question: how do you spell ho?
Vanessa: what do you mean
DG: like pimps and hos
Vanessa: it's slang, so it's just h-o
DUMBGIRL (shockingly): Huh! Sheraton Framingham has the same hold music as us!
Dumb Girl: Which is bigger, kilometers or miles?
DG: what are those mountains called? The ones in upstate new york?
Dumb Girl: What is Roshoshana
Dumb Girl: What is E-S-Q?
Megan: did it implode
Dumb Girl: i don't know what that means
Dumb Girl: Is the Fogg Museum part of Harvard Law?
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