DG QOTD
Tiffany: I got something for my dad out of this catalogue - guess what it was
DG: a subscription
Tiffany: to a catalogue?
DG: Yeah
DG: I have to go visit Gosia (pronounced GO-sha)
Me: Aww, memoirs of a gosia
DG: *blank stare*
Judy: By unanimous decision we've picked number 4 for our holiday card
DG: Oh, well what else did people vote for?
DG: Why aren't my smiley faces working?
DG: Do we recycle paperclips around here?
DG writes a note to be delivered to one of Michael Jackson's lawyer (a guest in the hotel)
Me: Did you put "ps- billie jean is not my lover"
DG: no, I should have just written: I love driving in my "little red corvette"
dumb girl: did you see the guys dressed up in the continental armystuff? with their cornets
megan: did you say cornets
DG: yes
megan: do you mean bayonets?
DG: they looked like cornets to me
Dumb Girl: How do you spell Massachusetts? I've never actually spelled the whole thing.
DG: what's the word when someone else starts the topic? it was 'blank' by someone
Judy: initiated?
DG: what's the word when you have pictures that could get you in trouble?
Vanessa: Mary doesn't strike me as a person who forwards cat emails
Megan: no, she strikes me as the type to turn her cat into a sweater
10 Minutes Later...
Megan: DG, it's Mary Donovan on the phone for you.
DG: Who?
Megan: Mary Donovan. You may remember her from such conversations as: the cat sweater.
DG: I am not sure if this is a real pocket or not
Dumb Girl: question: how do you spell ho?
Vanessa: what do you mean
DG: like pimps and hosVanessa: it's slang, so it's just h-o
DUMBGIRL (shockingly): Huh! Sheraton Framingham has the same hold music as us!
Dumb Girl: Which is bigger, kilometers or miles?
DG: what are those mountains called? The ones in upstate new york?
Dumb Girl: What is Roshoshana
Dumb Girl: What is E-S-Q?
Megan: did it implode
Dumb Girl: i don't know what that means
Dumb Girl: Is the Fogg Museum part of Harvard Law?
DG: a subscription
Tiffany: to a catalogue?
DG: Yeah
DG: I have to go visit Gosia (pronounced GO-sha)
Me: Aww, memoirs of a gosia
DG: *blank stare*
Judy: By unanimous decision we've picked number 4 for our holiday card
DG: Oh, well what else did people vote for?
DG: Why aren't my smiley faces working?
DG: Do we recycle paperclips around here?
DG writes a note to be delivered to one of Michael Jackson's lawyer (a guest in the hotel)
Me: Did you put "ps- billie jean is not my lover"
DG: no, I should have just written: I love driving in my "little red corvette"
dumb girl: did you see the guys dressed up in the continental armystuff? with their cornets
megan: did you say cornets
DG: yes
megan: do you mean bayonets?
DG: they looked like cornets to me
Dumb Girl: How do you spell Massachusetts? I've never actually spelled the whole thing.
DG: what's the word when someone else starts the topic? it was 'blank' by someone
Judy: initiated?
DG: what's the word when you have pictures that could get you in trouble?
Vanessa: Mary doesn't strike me as a person who forwards cat emails
Megan: no, she strikes me as the type to turn her cat into a sweater
10 Minutes Later...
Megan: DG, it's Mary Donovan on the phone for you.
DG: Who?
Megan: Mary Donovan. You may remember her from such conversations as: the cat sweater.
DG: I am not sure if this is a real pocket or not
Dumb Girl: question: how do you spell ho?
Vanessa: what do you mean
DG: like pimps and hosVanessa: it's slang, so it's just h-o
DUMBGIRL (shockingly): Huh! Sheraton Framingham has the same hold music as us!
Dumb Girl: Which is bigger, kilometers or miles?
DG: what are those mountains called? The ones in upstate new york?
Dumb Girl: What is Roshoshana
Dumb Girl: What is E-S-Q?
Megan: did it implode
Dumb Girl: i don't know what that means
Dumb Girl: Is the Fogg Museum part of Harvard Law?
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