The Great Alcohol Escape
If you've spent any time around me in the last two months you will know that I've given up drinking. Why? Weight loss. However, in my two months of sobriety, I realized something: I am damn fun with no alcohol. So I have decided that I will drink only on special occassions. Please schedule and plan accordingly:
Labor Day Weekend - One Night Only
Halloween - One Night Only
Homecoming - Two Nights
New Year's Eve - One Night Only
The Day I reach my goal weight - One Night Only
Two Random Nights that I choose - One Night Each
Also - Between September 5th and New Years I give each of the following people permission to tempt me into one previously unscheduled night of drinking:
Jessica
Doug
Paul
I suppose I should define "drinking" for all of you (just so we can be clear):
Drinking is defined as: No less than three drinks and no more than six.
Labor Day Weekend - One Night Only
Halloween - One Night Only
Homecoming - Two Nights
New Year's Eve - One Night Only
The Day I reach my goal weight - One Night Only
Two Random Nights that I choose - One Night Each
Also - Between September 5th and New Years I give each of the following people permission to tempt me into one previously unscheduled night of drinking:
Jessica
Doug
Paul
I suppose I should define "drinking" for all of you (just so we can be clear):
Drinking is defined as: No less than three drinks and no more than six.
posted by curlyhairedmegan @ 8:17 AM
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